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saturne:

earthdad:

Girls need to stop wearing crop tops or I might have to resort to action by tickling them and blowing on their tummies bc they’re so darn cute

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carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

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clannyphantom:

rubee:

I HEARD A DOG BARK TODAY AND I BARKED BACK AND IT REPLIED THE EXACT SAME WAY AND WE WENT BACK AND FORTH UNTIL MY FRIEND TOLD ME THAT IT WAS JUST MY VOICE ECHOING AND I HAD BEEN BARKIG BY MYSELF FOR 5 MINUTES STRAIGHT

BUT WHO BARKED THE FIRST TIME

now the weather

I didn’t make that comment what the fuck it was a picture of the twilight zone title card get that badly worded misplaced shit outta here wtf



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blunk182:

DATING TIP: Hold the door for your date. Rip the door off its hinges. Use the door as a weapon to fight off other men. Establish dominance.

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impalasaurusrex:

captainamericass:

omfg so my little cousin (she’s 8) loves superheroes and we were in party city and she was browsing through the boys costumes because the girls side didn’t have the ones she wanted and then an employee tells her that she’s in the wrong side so she grabs a batman mask and says in the lowest voice possible for her age, “don’t question batman”

THIS GIRL IS MY ROLE MODEL

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hurraymonster:

kidkev1n:

hurraymonster:

Ok fuck it. An anon suggested it so here it goes….
I planned my suicide 17 days from now….
The anon asked me to do this so fuck it
For every 100 notes ill move it a week back. Im doing this just to prove to that anon it wont even get that first 100….

Everyone give this as many notes as you can please.

I cant believe so many people who never knew i even exited cared enough to do this..omg…

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me:  *draws cat*
other people:  is that anime
me:  *draws self portrait*
other people:  is that anime
me:  *draws stick man*
other people:  is that anime

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wehidebehindstars:

peachvenom:

periods help you learn how to get blood off of things which is probably why you hear more stories of men caught with murder

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gang0fwolves:

westendblues:

please stop calling Black children who have different interests and tastes white

it’s damaging and alienating

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megachikorita:

you kids these days with your rapidly growing concern for the state of the world and your knowledge of important issues at increasingly younger ages despite having been told your opinions don’t matter by the adults who put you in these situations

(Source: auxiliaryanimorphs, via ravingsofabitch)



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albasti:

light’s paranoia right out the gate really interests me

like how many teenagers who grow up in nice homes are so paranoid that they routinely leave pencil lead and paper in their doors, set up a doorknob trigger, hide TVs in potato chip bags, and buy porno mags to use as…



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vixyish:

soaply:

*upper middle class fucker voice* But you have [one nice thing] so how are you poor

Some years ago, a good friend of mine got denied benefits— I think it was food stamps— because she had a car. Not an expensive or fancy car, but still a car. It was considered an…



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