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needlekind:

if you get a group of at least five people between their late teens and early/middish twenties and have one of them quote spongebob squarepants i swear to god they can kill half an hour at minimum just quoting random and often unrelated spongebob snippets back and forth at each other nigh verbatim without any other conversation, this is basically science

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maddisnow:

*hears first notes to Sugar We’re Going Down*
*punches out of casket*
am i morE THAN YOU BARGAINED FOR YET

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chenyakumo:

hey so i know this is tumblr and we all have a lot of different opinions but

fuck wasps

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leftists:

In fifth grade we were making little clay statues and mine came out shitty so I left a big air pocket in it so it would explode when the teacher put it in the kiln and it exploded so hard it destroyed ten other kids’s statues and they were all on the verge of tears I thought it was really funny I still do

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Nick Fury:  So I send you on a mission to KILL the Black Widow and you come back with her so you can give her a job?
Clint Barton:  Er....well, I mean, I made a different cal-
Nick Fury:  THIS IS SHIELD. WE JUST DON'T HIRE TERRORIST IN OUR PROGRAM.  *In the background*
Agent 1:  Yo, Hail Hydra, man.
Agent 2:  Hey! You too! :D

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absentions:

it’s so rare that you meet someone who makes you feel so warm and happy like they are like sunshine and you just want them around all the time

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